SML Movie: Attack of the Killer Shrimp

Note: The original video has been deleted, but reuploaded by his fans.

Scene 1: The Science Lab

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Haha, oh yeass. oh yeass. (tries to pour the liquid) OH OH OH OH YES!! GOOD BUBBLING!!! GOOD ONE!!! YOU HAVE OUTDONE YOURSELF DOOFENSHMIRTZ!.! I have taken the brain out of a SHARK!.! And figured out what makes them so MEAN!!! And I have developed into the center into the world more the supply, and MAKE EVERYONE AS MEAN AS A SHARK!.!.!!!. YYEESS!!..!!.! Oh, Doofenshmirtz, that's such a good job. I think i earned a 14 second, Shrimp Break!

(Doofenshmirtz sets the timer to 14 seconds)

Doofenshmirtz: Come here my pretties, oh oh yes.. come to finckleshitz. Ahh ahh (eats it) oh yes. Mmmm mm mmmm (spits). Delicious! Oh, ohh, i think i have time for just one more.

(The timer ends!!)

(OH NO!!! THE SHRIMP IS DROPPED INTO A VAT OF ACID!.! OHHHH NOOOO!!!!!!)

Doofenshmirtz: OH!!! OH NO!!!!!.!.!! IT'S DEVOLOPING THE AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The Vat BREAKS OPEN and the Shrimp is NOW MEAN!!!!)

Doofenshmirtz: AAAA AAAAA AAAAHAHAHAHHH!!!! DIE SHRIMPIE!!!! OH OH OH AH AH AH EH EH EH!!!!!!! A A E E I I O O U U!!!!!

(Uh oh...)

Brooklyn T. Guy: Jesus christ Simmons, what happened here?

Simmons: Oh look mate. There's blood.

Brooklyn T. Guy: That ain't no blood Simmons. (smells the sauce) Its, its, it's Cocktail Sauce!

(Shrimp Guy is mean!!)

Brooklyn T. Guy: LOOK OUT SIMMONS!

(Shrimp Guy beats up Simmons!!)

(Shrimp Guy kills Simmons!!)

Brooklyn T. Guy: Get off my partner you shrimp bastard!.! (tries to shoot the shrimp guy)

Brooklyn T. Guy: Simmons! Simmons!! Simmons!!! Are you okay?

Simmons: I'm dying mate.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Don't say that Simmons, you're gonna be fine.

Simmons: Tell my kids...

Brooklyn T. Guy: Tell them what Simmons??

Simmons: Tell my kids...they're adopted... (dies)

Brooklyn T. Guy: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Scene 2: Breaking News!!

Mr. Goodman: Breaking news, mkay. A police officer was killed by a Boiled Shrimp. Let's go to the officer now,

Brooklyn T. Guy: (is sad) Uh uhh, good evening. I-i-i am officer Brooklyn T. Guy, uh, earlier tonight, my-my partner and i was responded to a disturbance call at a laboratory, where we were officially attacked by a Boiled Shrimp. Uh, my partner was killed, and we found in injured scientist. We don't know what created this monster, but is on the loose, and it is extremely dangerous.

(Scene cuts to the couch)

Rosallina: Oh no, mario, that poor cop, he lost his partner.

Mario: I know, it's into a Boiled Shrimp, and that's crazy!

Rosallina: We have to stop this shrimp before it kills more people!

Mario: I mean, i know someone that could stop it.

Rosallina: Wait, what you do?

Mario: Yeah, a friend of mine, but, he's retired.

Rosallina: Mario, you have to talk to him, so he can stop that shrimp before it kills anyone else!

Mario: (sigh) i guess i can talk to him, but i don't think it's gonna work.

Scene 3: Woody's Place

(We see Woody with a shrimp)

Mario: Uhh, woody??

Woody: What do you wan't?

Mario: Uhh, the world's in danger right now, woody. We need your help.

Woody: What?

Mario: Well, you see there's a shimp going around--

Woody: I'VE SEEN IT!.!

Mario: Well, there's any thing that you can stop--

Woody: I'M RETIRED MARIO!.!

Mario: I mean, i know you were retired, but--

Woody: I'M ALL WASHED UP MARIO!.! I JUST GOT NOTHING IN ME ANYMORE!

Mario: Well, don't say that woody!

Woody: SEE THESE SHRIMPOZ MARIO?!?

Mario: Yeah?

Woody: I brought them at Walmart.

Mario: What? You what?!?

Woody: I KNOW IT!! I'M ASHAMED OF IT TOO!.! I JUST GOT NOTHING IN ME ANYMORE!

Mario: Well, don't say it--

Woody: I can't do the call right Mario!

Mario: The call?

(Woody sounded weird now!)

Woody: See mario? can't even do the call.

Mario: Sounds the same to me.

Woody: But it's not, mario!

Mario: Come on woody, the world needs your help.

Woody: I'M RETIRED MARIO!!! AND THATS THE END OF IT!

Mario: Well woody, i know you're retired, but, The Old Woody wouldn't give up. No matter what happened. No matter how big the shrimp was, and how dangerous it was, and the old woody wouldn't give up.

(Woody look at the shimpoz)

Scene 4: Outside at night

Brooklyn T. Guy's Wife: Come on Scruffy, do your pees and poops!

Scruffy: (barks)

(The bush is shaking)

Brooklyn T. Guy's Wife: Scruffy, stop barking at that bush!!

(Scruffy goes to the bush)

Brooklyn T. Guy's Wife: SCRUFFY GET BACK HERE!.!.!

(We don't know what's going on!)

Brooklyn T. Guy's Wife: Scruffy get out of that bush!.!.!

(THE SHRIMP GUY KILLS A GIRL!!!)

'''Scene 5: Breaking News!! (again!)'''

Mr. Goodman: Breaking news, mkay! The Killer Shrimp has struck again. Let's go to the officer now,

Brooklyn T. Guy: (is happy now!) Hey everybody! Uhh, uhh I am very pleased to report, that that has been another shrimp attack, and this time it killed my wife! (is sarcastically sad) And my dog! Boohoo!! (normal) But seriously though, the shrimp is very dangerous, and it is still loose. So you need to lock your doors, because it could attack anywhere, at anytime.

(Scene cuts to the couch)

Rosallina: *gasp!* Oh my goodness!

Mario: Uggh, my friend said he won't do it.

Rosallina: Wait, what?

Mario: He's retired, and all washed up.

Rosallina: Mario, that shrimp is out here killing more people, it just killed the woman and her dog.

Mario: Wait, really??

Rosallina: Yeah, the cop was really upset.

Mario: I really hope that shrimp doesn't come near us...

(break sound)

Rosallina: M-m-m-m-m-m-mario, w-what is that????

Mario: I-i-i-i dunno uhhh..... we should go check it out.

Rosallina: You should go it out.

Mario: Well we should go check it out, come on.

Rosallina: Okay...

Scene 6: The Shrimp Guy is here!

(Shrimp Guy comes to our house)

(Mario and Rosallina are shocked!)

Rosallina: Mario! the shrimp is in the house!

Mario: He is the one with the girl that's killed.

Rosallina: What are we gonna do?

Mario: Let's back up really slowly, let's call the cops.

Rosallina: Okay.

(doorbell)

Mario: Hello?

Brooklyn T. Guy: What is the problem?

Mario: There's a shrimp! It's at my house! There's a shrimp, and a body!

Brooklyn T. Guy: What? What does it look like?!?

Mario: Uh, uh-uh-uh it's a giant shrimp!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Is it BOILED?!?!?

Mario: Yeah!

Brooklyn T. Guy: That's the shrimp that killed my partner!! I'M GONNA GET THAT BASTARD!.!

(The Shrimp Guy!)

Mario: Okay, okay, there's a shrimp right here!

Brooklyn T. Guy: That's the one we've been looking for! Okay, prepare to get fried, shrimp! Hahahaha!! Did you hear that?!? I just made that up just now!

Mario: Uhh, okay?

Brooklyn T. Guy: It's awesome! I think i got another one. How about we have some shrimp, PO PO boy??!!??!? HUH??!!??!? HUH HUH?!?!? Alright alright, i got one more. I don't like Boiled Shrimp, I prefer Popcorn Shrimp!.! Huh? Okay. I'm gonna shoot him then. (shoots at the Shrimp Guy)

Brooklyn T. Guy: Oh no, uh no, I ran out of bullets! I ran out of bullets! (throws the gun) OH NO!! HES GOTTA GUN!!! RUN!!!!!

All 3 (Mario, Rosallina, Brooklyn T. Guy): Running from a Shrimp-AY!! Try not to get eaten!! RUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!.?,!.?,!

(Shrimp Guy shit!)

All 3 (Mario, Rosallina, Brooklyn T. Guy): AAAAHHHHHHH!.,?!.,?

Mario: The door is locked!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Why is it locked? How?!?

Mario: Oh no!!

(The Shrimp Guy is here, you know!)

Mario: Oh no!!

Rosallina: I don't wanna die, Mario!!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Oh, oh, you don't WAN'T to die. Oh, i'm sorry, i thought we are all bunched up into this corner, because we WANTED to die. I guess i just misunderstood.

(Oh no, the Shrimp Guy is getting closer!!)

Mario: But don't you have Pepper Spray, or something?

Brooklyn T. Guy: Pepper Spray?!? Look at him, he doesn't have eyes, you genius!. He's a shrimp, and... Actually now i think about it, yes he's a shrimp. What is going on here?

(Oh hey Mr. Shrimp Guy!)

All 3 (Mario, Rosallina, Brooklyn T. Guy): AAAAHHHHHHH!.,?!.,? SOMEBODY!!! HELP!.,?!.,?!.,?

Scene 7: Woody is back from Retirement!

Woody: SCHERRIIEEYYMBOOYIIEE!.!.!!!.!.!.!!!.!.!.!!!.

Mario: Woody?!?

Brooklyn T. Guy: Uh, no, that's just my keys.

Rosallina: Who is that mario?

Mario: The guy who is gonna take that shrimp out!

(YAY!! HOORAY FOR SHRIMP GUY!.!)

Woody: Alright, Shrimpoe! Prepare to get PEELED!!

Brooklyn T. Guy: (distance) Oh, oh, that was a good one!

Mario: DUCK!.!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Duck?? I don't see a duck, i see a shrimp, idiot! (Mario grabs him!)

(Shrimp Guy is action!)

Woody: (GUNSHOTS 4 LIFE!!!!....!>!?>?>!@@))) SSSHHHHHHHEEEEEEEECCCCCCRRBBRRRIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYAH (FREE SHRIMP!!!!) BOOOYYYY!.!.!!!.!.!.!!!.!.!.!!!.!.!.!!!.!.!.!!!.??!!??!???!!??!???!!??!???!!??!???!!??!?

Woody: I'm back boys!!!

Mario: Woody! You did it!

Woody: Yeah, Mario, i decided to come out of retirement. There's just too many wild Shrimpoz out on the loose. And someone's gotta catch them.

Mario: Well, i'm glad you're back Woody.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Yeah, i'm glad you showed up, when you did it. That scared the SHRIMP outta me! (silence) I said, that scared the SHRIMP outta--

The End!

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