SML Movie: Jeffy The Rapper 2

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Jeffy The Rapper 2 is an SML Movie that was released on January 1st, 2018 in the SuperMarioLogan channel.

Description
Jeffy has to make a rap song to win a contest!

Part 1: Mario Gonna Need Some Money Tonight
'''[Mario is sitting on the red couch. Jeffy is next to him with his Cat Piano, singing on the microphone that comes with the toy piano.]'''

JEFFY: Tacos gave me diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhea! Tacos gave me diarrhea and it is in my pants!

MARIO: Jeffy, ''stop it! ''Don't sing about stuff like that! It's gross!

[The doorbell rings.]

MARIO: Wh-?

JEFFY: Somebody is at the door, at the door, at the door! Somebody is at the door and there is diarrhea in my pants!

MARIO: (sighs)

[Mario gets away from the red couch.]

[Cuts to Mario approaching Mr. Goodman at the front door.]

MARIO: Uh, hello?

MR. GOODMAN: Give it to me.

MARIO: Wh- Give what to you?

MR. GOODMAN: YOUR HOUSE PAYMENT, MARIO!

MARIO: It's not due 'til midnight, and it's only like 8:00!

MR. GOODMAN: ..IT'S MIDNIGHT SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD!

MARIO: Well, look- I don't know if I'm gonna be able to make my payment tonight.

MR. GOODMAN: Mario, if you don't pay your house payment by midnight tonight, do you know what I'm gonna do to you?

MARIO: What?

MR. GOODMAN: Purple nurple.

MARIO: Wh- Purple nurple?

MR. GOODMAN: It's when I take your nipple with this hand, see this hand, Mario? ..I'm gonna take your nipple with this hand and ''tWiSt ReAlLy HaRd! I'm gonna take this hand, and pick up where I left off and tWiSt ReAlLy HaRd! ''I'm gonna take this hand one more time, see this hand, Mario? See it? Bring it around town, and ''sQuEeZe AnD tWiSt ReAlLy HaRd! And this hand one more time, pick up where I left off and tWiSt ReAlLy HaRd! ''This hand, Mario, one more time, look at this hand, watch me. Bring it around town, and ''tWiSt, ReAlLy, HaRd! And uuuuuuuuuuuHhHhHhHAAAAAH! ''..I'm gonna rip your nipple, clean off your chest, Mario. See right here? What do I have in my hand?

MARIO: Uh, wh-what?

MR. GOODMAN: Your nipple. Guess what I'm gonna do to your nipple, Mario? ..Ahh.

'''[Mr. Goodman then pretends to eat Mario's nipple.]'''

MR. GOODMAN: Yummy your nipple.

MARIO: ..Wh- Tha-tha-that seems like it's gonna hurt!

MR. GOODMAN: Oh yeah. I've only done it twice in my life before. The guy, the guy that I did it to, guess what his name is?

MARIO: What?

MR. GOODMAN: No Nipple Tim. Guess how many house payments No Nipple Tim has missed?

MARIO: Ha-how-how many?

MR. GOODMAN: ''Zero. ''..So if you miss your house payment tonight, Mario, your nickname's gonna be No Nipple Mario. See you later, No Nipple Mario! Kinda has a ring to it.

'''[Mr. Goodman leaves.]'''

'''[Cut to Jeffy playing with his Cat Piano. Mario arrives.]'''

MARIO: ''Oh, my poor nipples! ''

[Jeffy stops playing with his Cat Piano.]

JEFFY: What's wrong, daddy?

MARIO: Well, Jeffy, if I don't come up with $2,000 by tonight, I'm gonna lose my nipples!

JEFFY: Well, I don't have nipples!

[Jeffy lifts up his shirt to show that he has no nipples.]

JEFFY: See?

MARIO: You're a puppet, Jeffy, You always don't have nipples.

[Jeffy puts his shirt back down.]

MARIO: I just need quick money tonight! But how

[Conveniently, a commercial then begins to play, which advertises a rap contest with a prize of $50,000.]

NARRATOR: ''Yo, yo, yo! Do you need money tonight''? Then enter in your most FIRE rap song into the Rap Song Competition! And you can win $50,000!

[Cuts back to the red couch.]

MARIO: Wha-? $50,000?! Just to make some stupid little rap song? I can do it! It can't be that hard! Uh.. Okay, uh.. (Clears Throat) (Sick Beat Plays) My name is Mario.. I really need some money.. If I don't get it, then my nipples will be goney, Goodman is gonna give me Purple Nurple, I really wish there wasn't a..(Sick Beat Slows Down Then Stops) Slurpa Durpugul?!Wha- I don't know! (fast sigh) This is stupid! I'm just gonna ask Black Yoshi to make a rap.

JEFFY: Hey, daddy, I can make a rap!

MARIO: Wh- No you can't, Jeffy!

JEFFY: Yeah I can, daddy. I just need a saxophone.

MARIO: Wh- A saxophone?

[Jeffy nods his head.]

Part 3: :winner:...?
'''[Cut to the red couch. Mario was watching the rap song with the laptop. J-Fee is sitting there to the right of Mario and the laptop, wearing his version 2.0 rapper clothes.]'''

[Mario Slow Claps]

J-FEE: So daddy, what'd-ya think?

MARIO: Jeffy that was ridiculous!

[Mario closes the laptop.]

MARIO: I did a little bit, But Jeffy, I can't believe you submitted that! You're not gonna win!

J-FEE: Man, daddy, stop hatin'! When that beat drops, it's gonna be straight fire! It gonna be toppin' charts and tastin' farts! I'm gonna need a snorkel, daddy!

MARIO: A snorkel? For what? You're gonna go snorkeling again aren't you, because last time when you were snorkeling, You drowned! I'm not gonna let you snorkel again, Jeffy!

J-FEE: Hell No! It's For all the wet kitty I'm gonna be swimmin' in!

MARIO: Wh- Wet kitty?

J-FEE: Oh yeah. I'm talkin' wet. Soakin' wet! Meow!

[The doorbell rings.]

MARIO: ...Wh- Who's that-eh.. Jeffy, just stay right here.

J-FEE: Alright, daddy.

[Cut to Mario approaching T-Money at the front door.]

MARIO; Uh, hello?

T-MONEY: ''Eyyy! ''Is J-Fee here?

MARIO; Wh- J-Fee?

T-MONEY: Yeah! J-Fee!

MARIO: Uh- Jeffy's here.

T-MONEY: No, no, no- Not no Jeffrey! J-Fee! Look- Anyway, I got $50,000 that he won in the rap contest!

MARIO: Oh, Well That's Pretty Nice-WHAT?!

T-MONEY: Yeah, man!

MARIO: O-oh-o- Come on inside, come on inside!

T-MONEY: Oh, alright, alright!

'''[Cut to the table. Mario and T-Money arrives at this location.]'''

MARIO: Alright, so, uh, sit right here! ''Jeffy! Jeffy, get in here! ''So, Jeffy really won?!

T-MONEY: Yeah, he sent us the HARDEST rap song!

[J-Fee arrives at the table.]

J-FEE: What's up, ballsniffers?

MARIO: Jeffy, you won the $50,000 rap contest!

J-FEE: I knew that bit was hot!

T-MONEY: Yup! You beat everybody in the competition! So, here's $50,000 'cause you're the wi-

[The doorbell rings.]

T-MONEY: ...What was that?

MARIO: Wha- I-I don't know. Hold on. I'll get it.

[Cut to Mario approaching Toad at the front door.]

MARIO: Uh, hello?

TOAD: Yo, Mario, is the rap judge here?

MARIO: Wh- Rap judge?

TOAD: Yeah.

MARIO: Wh- Well, there is a guy here giving us $50,000 for a rap song.

TOAD: What?!

[Toad shoves Mario out of the way.]

TOAD: Move out da way!

'''[Cut to the table. J-Fee is admiring the money from the money bag, with T-Money next to him.]'''

J-FEE: Man, look at all this paper!

T-MONEY: Yup! And it's all yours!

[Toad arrives at the table.]

TOAD: ''Wait! ''Not so fast!

T-MONEY: ..Who are you?

J-FEE: MAN, somebody get this skid murk off my table!

TOAD: I'm Toad, and I'm here to submit a song to the contest!

J-FEE: Don't waste your time!

T-MONEY: Well, yeah, he's right. It's kinda too late to submit a song, but.. I kinda do wanna hear another song, so.. Go ahead and send me your song, let me see.

'''[Toad then brings the laptop. T-Money is about to watch the music video with it.]'''

Part 4: Remember this from summer school?
[The beat and music video starts in a limo, with Candy twerking.]

TOAD: Oh man! Who let the ass out?! Ha haa! Oh, I need all girls to get bonkers! Just shake it, baby!

Twerk it! Shake it! Do it for the money, baby! (x3)

Do it for the hundreds, baby! For the hundreds, baby!

Twerk it! Shake it! Move them cheeks!

Twerk it! Shake it! Man, your butt's full of wheat!

Twerk it! Shake it! I need a sneak peek!

I'm studying that booty, I'm kinda like a geek!

Study ass intergalactic! shorty's having seizure!

Flow so slick, I think I got the measles!

Booty makes me hungry, I need Little Caesars!

Move it for the money girl! you are most legal!

Shake it for the money, don't worry 'bout the budget baby.

Got a bunch of cash pound in the bucket baby!

This song about butt, if you didn't know the subject baby!

Turn that ass like you just bought some nuggets baby!

''Tag! ''You're it! Dat booty I'm chasing!

Booty got insurance, go ahead and break it!

Booty like a treasure, it'll be hard to take it!

when, that ass is so fire! Stop, drop, and shake it! (x1)

Twerk it! Shake it! Do it for the money, baby! (x3)

Do it for the hundreds, baby! For the hundreds, baby!

Twerk it! Shake it! Do it for the money, baby! (x3)

Do it for the hundreds, baby! For the hundreds, baby!

RAY CHEESY: Okay, ya know I like dat ass!

Bring your books, I'm flyin' first class!

I'm studyin' some turbulence; oh wait, that's her ass.

Cheeks too big is gonna make Whine crash!

Butt out of control, don't make me get the paddle!

Shake that ass for me, I hope it's not a hassle!

Move it like you're at it, I'll get you a saddle!

Shake it real fast, just like a baby's rattle!

Put you on screen, you could be a nightclub!

Whip it like a slave, baby girl, call me master!

Prayin' for some booty, whine is a pastor!

Wind it up baby, and the F is for faster!

Shake it! Shake it! And don't forget to drop it.

Dat ass too big, girl you know I'm bein' honest!

Make dem cheeks shine, like they gettin' polished!

Twerk for your tuition for college; wind it!

TOAD: Twerk it! Shake it! Do it for the-

Part 5: WHICH SONG IZ DA MOST FIRE?!
'''[T-Money has just got done watching Toad's rap song at the table. J-Fee and Toad are there as well.]'''

T-MONEY: ''WOAH! ''Dis song changes everything! Dis song is fire!

[Mario arrives at the table.]

MARIO: Wh-wh-what's going on?

T-MONEY: Man, this song is so good, eh, it might be a tie!

J-FEE: ''A T I E?! ''Are you H I G H?!

MARIO: Wh-wh-wha- A tie? Wh-eh- It can't be a tie! You already said Jeffy won! Besides, I don't look good in ties.

T-MONEY: Look-look-look. It's so good, I think Toad put up a good fight!

MARIO: Wha-

TOAD: Yeah, mine is good, right?

MARIO: Wh-wha-wh-wh-wait, so- so, if the songs are tied, how are we gonna settle this?

T-MONEY: Uhhhh, I don't know.. Maybe we should call the fire department and see whose song is the most fire!

MARIO: Wha-wh-

[Brooklyn T. Guy arrives to the table with his firefighter suit.]

BROOKLYN T. GUY: Okay, so I got a call about a fire here?

T-MONEY: Yeah, yeah yeah, we want you to see which song is the most fire!

BROOKLYN T. GUY: Wha- Which song is the most fire?

T-MONEY: Yeah, yeah!

BROOKLYN T. GUY: So you're telling me there's no actual fire here?

T-MONEY: ..No? We-we just want you to see which song is better; which song is the most fire?

BROOKLYN T. GUY: Wh- (sigh) Alright, just- play the songs..

T-MONEY: Okay.

'''[T-Money hits the laptop keyboard. A fire effect plays. After that, Brooklyn T. Guy appears to be literally burned.]'''

BROOKLYN T. GUY: Uuugh, yeah! Both of those songs are pretty fire! I.. I think I got third-degree burns on my face!

T-MONEY: So, which song was the most fire?

BROOKLYN T. GUY: Huh.. Well, they were both pretty fire, but.. I got a thing for butts, so I'm gonna go with that one.

TOAD: ''WOOHOOOO! I won!!''

J-FEE: ''That's BS! Bowel Syndrome!''

MARIO: Yeah, Jeffy's song was better!

T-MONEY: Well, the firefighter has spoken.

MARIO: Wh-?

BROOKLYN T. GUY: I'm gonna go to the hospital now..

[Brooklyn T. Guy leaves.]

MARIO: Oh, ''man! ''Jeffy, I-I..I..I-I-I can't beli-e-eve you lo-o-o-o-ost...

'''[Mario leaves the table. J-Fee starts to leave the table. T-Money is still at the table, with his laptop.]'''

Part 6: To show the power of Cop-Out, I stole money from the money bag!
[Mario and J-Fee are at the couch.]

MARIO: Well, Jeffy, I guess you can say bye bye to my nipples!

J-FEE: Bah-bye, daddy's nipples!

MARIO: (sigh) I was supposed to get $2,000 by tonight! Oh well, I could least have surgery and get new ones

J-FEE: ..Oh, daddy, I got this!

[J-Fee gets out $10,000.]

MARIO: Wh-? $10,000?! 

J-FEE: Yup.

MARIO: Where'd you get that at, Jeffy?!

J-FEE: Oh, I stole it off the pile of money!

MARIO: Wha-? You stole it?!

J-FEE: Yeah, daddy! I'm about that life! I'm on that ganster shizz!

MARIO: Wh-.. Well, I guess.. My nipples are saved!

J-FEE: ''Yay, daddy's nipples! ''Let's celebrate, daddy! Let me grab my hoe!

[J-Fee quickly leaves.]

MARIO: Wh- Hoe?

[J-Fee arrives with his actual hoe.]

J-FEE: Here you go, daddy! My main hoe!

[J-Fee then nods.]

'''[The video then ends with an SML question: "Whose song did you like more?" The text in the bottom says: "Random comment will win a free video game!" Also, the background music is a potion of J-Fee's "Wanna See My Pencil?"]'''

My thoughts
First off, the songs. Both songs were pretty good, and were better than Jeffy The Rapper 1's songs. I already said that Wanna See My Pencil? is better than Why? in my Tumblr account. You can see the post right here: https://ttswarrior2003.tumblr.com/post/176524116846/why-vs-wanna-see-my-pencil I also like Twerk It! Shake It! better than Toad's diss track because it had more to it, it catered to the old fans by bringing Candy and Ray Cheesy in the mix (not to mention that a portion of this song was used in the Summer School series), and the lyrics were a bit better.

Other than that, this video is pretty good. Jeffy wasn't annoying, but not particularly funny to me either. I thought Mr. Goodman's way of asking Mario for his house payment this time was decent. The main hoe joke at the end was not really funny, mainly because it was already used in Wanna See My Pencil? when J-Fee said "These hoes, I smack!" and there was an actual hoe. The fire department joke was decent. And lastly, the video's plot flow was pretty good for me, and there was almost no filler (aside from the songs).

Overall, I found this video to be better than its previous installment.

Rating: 8.1/10 (CODE LIGHT BLUE)