SML Movie: Bowser Junior's Allergy

(GULPS)

Bowser Junior: Oh man! I love soda so much It's my favorite WHUH! Im'a go ask Chef Pee Pee to buy me some

(Chef Pee Pee Singing)

Chef pee pee: *sniffs* SHIT Oh god wait WHAT IS THIS?!! (SHIT)

Bowser Junior: CHEF PEE PEE CAN YOU GO TO THE STORE?? and buy me some more soda I think we're out!

Chef Pee Pee: No Junior, I'm not buying anymore soda It's not good for you. Just drink water!

Bowser Junior: Water!? Ew! I hate water!

Chef Pee Pee: No you DON'T. ugh. It's good for you Junior, just drink it!

Junior: I can't drink water, I'm allergic to it!

Chef Pee Pee: You're not allergic to water, stop being stupid!

Junior: w-well I AM allergic to water, I've been allergic to water for my entire LIFE. Every time I see it, I SNEEZE.

Chef Pee Pee: Oh really?

Junior: Yeah I sneeze really bad yeah like really bad sneeze

Chef Pee Pee: oh ok *chef peepee shows water bottle* *Jr sneezes* J-J-JUNIOR WH-WHY WOULD YOU KNOCK THAT OUT OF MY HAND JUST DRINK THE WATER!

Junior: I told you I was allergic to water and you put it in my face and I started sneezing!

U know wat? since u SOOOO allergic to water, u better not drink water, you better not wash your hands with water, you better not BATHE WITH WATER! wha-- I can't take anymore BATHS!? No, because there is water in it, idiot! Well, I've never taken a bath in my entire LIFE! YES YOU HAVE! I SAW you take a bath before EW, PERVERT! NOT LIKE THAT!!! I mean, I saw you get READY for a bath! WAIT, SO YOU SAW ME GET NAKED, PERVERT!? JUNIOR, NO! YOU ARE TWISTING MY WORDS! Just DON'T DRINK WATER ANYMORE! Who is that? H-- Ho--ho-- hold on, I will be right back Chef PeePee Jr: Uh hello? Cody: H-H-H-HEY JUNIOR Joseph: HEY DUDE Jr: Hey guys what's up? Cody: You comin' to the water park? Joseph: yeah! It's the grand opening! Junior: It's like 20 Degrees outside! Cody: Yeah Junior Joseph: YEAH HYPOTHERMIAAAAA Its gonna be SICK (IKR) Let me ask Chef PeePee if I can go! OK x2 Ohh GOD THIS STINKS!! CHEF PEEPEE x2 What do you want Junior? MY FRIENDS ARE ON THE DOOR AND THEY WANNA KNOW IF I WANNA GO WATER PARK WITH EM' (YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO IT FATASS) Ok I'm back! what happened... OH GOD ONE WEEK??!! Le blow GET OUT OF HERE Uh hello? HEY x3 Le sniff x5 Oh god Junior what that smell? It smells like my house! I-I I haven't taken a shower in a week Oh! Me neither dood, STINK BROS Y junior? I'll explain when you come in OK? Guys why were you away for a week I am too bored to caption this, just listen to what they say Junior is an IDIOT How'd u like the waterpark They keep ranting on and on Aww, I wish I would have went! So, Junior, why haven't you taken a bath? Yeah... Well guys, I'm allergic to water. whAT? Junior, you're stupid. You're not allergic to water. Yes I am, Cody! You can't tell me what I'm not and not allergic to! Uh- Junior, I have seen you around water so many times! Junior, you're not allergic to wat- Why do you think you're allergic to water? ok nevermind... THIS is the BEST EXCUSE OF 2018 So you were being dumb so you did not have to drink water? STOP WITH THAT EXCUSE ITS NOT THE BEST ANYMORE ITS GETTING OLD Junior, do you want to know how I know you're not allergic to water? How? Because 60% of your body is made of water! What- J-Junior? What's wrong, dude? WHAT HAPPENED DUDE!? J-Joseph, I think he EXPLODED! WHAT?! I guess he REALLY was to allergic to water! Aw... Hey, Hey Joseph. What? H2OH-NO!
 * doorbell rings* JUST-- JUST GET...
 * sigh* So annoying...
 * Another doorbell*
 * Sounds of the wild liar in its natural habitat*
 * Sudden realization*
 * Vigorous vibrations*
 * New England Flood of May 2006*