SML Movie: Jeffy Gets Bullied


 * Jackie Chu: All right, class. Today, we are learning Math Lesson: Jeffy's Law. First problem. Eight minus four equals... Anybody?
 * Cody: Um, the answer is four?
 * Jackie Chu: Wrong! You dumb! The answer is not four! The answer is...eight! See, you have eight minus four, take away the four, and eight is all that's left. All right, understand, class?
 * Cody: That is not...
 * Jackie Chu: All right, class. Next problem. All right, we have two plus two equals... Anybody? Baby two. Because we have the mommy two and the daddy two that love each other very much, they meet baby two. Okay, any questions?
 * Jackie Chu {distantly}: All right, moving on. Next problem. All right, we have zero plus zero equals...
 * Bully Bill: Hey, retard!
 * Jackie Chu {still distantly}: ...two. Because we have zero...
 * Bully Bill: I said, "Hey, retard!"
 * Jeffy: I would greatly appriciate it if you stop throwing paper balls at me. Thanks.
 * [Bully throws another paper ball at Jeffy.]
 * Jeffy: Listen here, mother {bleeping}, if you throw another {bleeping} paper ball at me, I will {bleep} your {bleep} up! I'm not to be {bleep} with!
 * Bully Bill: Hey, retard! Nice helmet!
 * Jeffy: Wanna die today, mother {bleep}?
 * Bully Bill: Whoa. Calm down, retard, I think you got your helmet up too tight.
 * Jeffy: Oh, you know what? I think it is! You wanna fix it for me?
 * {both exclaiming}
 * Jackie Chu: Hey! You stop that! You stop that fighting right now!
 * {Jeffy speaking angry gibberish}
 * Cody: Cool fight!
 * Junior: Yeah, Jeffy! You beat him up, you keep fighting him!
 * {Mario sighs}
 * Rosalina: What's wrong, Mario?
 * Mario: I just got a bad feeling that Jeffy got in trouble at school today.
 * Rosalina: Oh, Mario, you're just paranoid.
 * {ringtone playing on iPhone}
 * Mario: Wha...? Oh, no.
 * Rosalina: Uh-oh.
 * Mario: That's Jeffy's teacher. Uh, hello?
 * Jackie Chu: Hello, is this Mario?
 * Mario: Yes, this is Mario.
 * Jackie Chu: Can you come in for parent-teacher conference? It's emergency.
 * Mario: Yeah, I'll be there right away. Uh, all right, bye.
 * Rosalina: Mario, what's wrong?
 * Mario: That was Jeffy's teacher; he wants a parent-teacher conference right now.
 * Rosalina: What? Why?
 * Mario: I don't know, let's go find out.
 * Rosalina: Mario, what about when we send Jeffy back to school, we put a camera on his head and see what's really going on?