SML Movie: The Dead Body!

'''The Dead Body! 'is an SML Movie that was released on April 27th, 2017 on the SuperMarioLogan ''channel.

Description
Mario accidentally runs over a man and kills him. Mario and Jeffy try to hide the body without getting caught.

Part 1: HOMLES MUN EZ DED, NOT BIG SOUPRISE
'''[The scene starts at the red couch. Mario is sitting there. Jeffy approaches him.]'''

JEFFY: Hey um, Daddy? I have a question.

MARIO: What is it, Jeffy?

JEFFY: Um- When I squeeze my ballsack, it turns red and it looks like a strawberry. Is that normal?

MARIO: Wh- Is what normal?!

JEFFY: For my ballsack to look like a strawberry.

MARIO: It's not normal for you to squeeze your ballsack, Jeffy!

JEFFY: Oh.. Um, I'm hungry, daddy.

MARIO: You're hungry??

[Jeffy nods his head.]

MARIO: Well, uh, I could make you some green beans!

JEFFY: Say what, daddy?

MARIO: Some green beans!

JEFFY: Um, daddy, c'mere.

MARIO: Wh-w-what?

JEFFY: No, come-come here, I gotta tell you something.

[Mario comes closer.]

MARIO: O-okay, what?

JEFFY: Cah, come here.

MARIO: O-okay.

JEFFY: Um... I HATE GREEN BEANS, DADDY!

MARIO: Ah, Jeffy, why did you yell in my ear?!

JEFFY: Daddy, how many times do I have to tell you? I don't like green beans!

MARIO: W-well, I mean, I just- didn't know you hate them that much!

JEFFY: What is it going to take to get it through your THICK ITALIAN MUSTACHE NOT MATCHING THE COLOR OF YOUR HAIR SCHOOL DADDY, to know that I DON'T LIKE GREEN BEANS!

MARIO: ..O-okay, Jeffy, I-I-I get it. Y-you don't- You don't like green beans!

JEFFY: I don't like green beans, daddy. I hate them! They're not my favorite!

MARIO: Alright, Jeffy, then what do you want to eat?

JEFFY: Um.. Chicken nuggets!

MARIO: Chicken nuggets? Tha-that's not healthy, Jeffy!

JEFFY: I want chicken nuggets, daddy!

MARIO: Okay, fine! We-we'l-we'll go drive and get some chicken nuggets. Uh, c'mo-

JEFFY: One more thing, daddy.

MARIO: What?

JEFFY: Can I drive?

MARIO: ..No, you can can't drive, Jeffy!

JEFFY: Daddy, ''I want to drive! ''Can I drive?!

MARIO: You're not old enough, Jeffy! You're not driving!

[Mario and Jeffy starts to leave.]

JEFFY: Daddy, I want to drive!

[Mario and Jeffy ride in the car]

JEFFY: Daddy, I want to drive!

MARIO: Jeffy, You're not driving, Put your seatbelt on!

[Camera shows Hansel happily drunk with Budweiser in the middle of the street while Mario’s car is in the background]

HANSEL: (grunting) Ah yeah. Hehe, no. Happy birthday to me.

[back to Mario and Jeffy]

JEFFY: No daddy, I want to drive!

MARIO: You're not driving, Jeffy!

[Jeffy grabs the steering wheel]

JEFFY: No daddy, I want to drive!

MARIO: Jeffy, Jeffy, you're not driving!

[Mario and Jeffy begin fighting over the wheel]

JEFFY: I want to drive!

MARIO: Jeffy, let go of the wheel!

[Mario realizes they runover Hansel]

JEFFY: I want to drive, daddy!

MARIO: Jeffy, what was that?! What was that?!

JEFFY: I don't know, daddy. You should have let me drive.

MARIO: Did we hit something?!? Hold on! Oh no! Oh no!!

[Mario steps out of the car and sees Hansel's body]

JEFFY: I want to drive, daddy!

MARIO: Oh my god! Oh my god! AAAH, JEFFY!!

JEFFY: What?

MARIO: I RAN OVER A HOMELESS GUY!!

JEFFY: Why would you do that, daddy?

MARIO: Jeffy, you were grabbing the wheel! You made me run him over!

JEFFY: Well daddy, you should have let me drive!

MARIO: Jeffy, you're too young to drive! Oh, is he dead?! Is he dead?!

JEFFY: What's that mean, daddy?

MARIO: Oh God! Jeffy, I think he's dead!

JEFFY: Oh daddy, I've got an idea!

MARIO: What?!

JEFFY: Why don't you run him over again?

MARIO: Why would I do that?!

JEFFY: Because it'd be funny!

[Mario and Jeffy run over Hansel again]

MARIO: So long, jackass!!

JEFFY: Yeah, daddy! Also, one more thing?

MARIO: What?!

JEFFY: Can I drive?

MARIO: JEFFY, I TOLD YOU, YOU'RE NOT DRIVING! SHUT UP!!

JEFFY: DADDY, I WANT TO DRIVE! IF YOU DON'T LET ME DRIVE, I'M GONNA MAKE MYSELF THROW UP, AND IT'S NOT GONNA BE FUNNY! (begins making throwing up noises)

MARIO: FINE, JEFFY! YOU CAN DRIVE!

JEFFY: Yay!

[Jeffy is at the steering wheel now]

JEFFY: (makes car noises) See, daddy! I told you I can drive!

MARIO: Whatever, Jeffy.

[Jeffy drives him and Mario off a cliff, and the car explodes; The video abruptly ends]

'''[SML Question: What would you do if you accidently killed someone? Funniest comment wins a free video game!]'''