SML Movie: Jeffy Has Kids!

This is from a video that has been deleted from the SML channel, but reuploaded by his fans.

Transcript
Scene 1: Jeffy's Cheerio Box is bloated up!

Jeffy: 'DADDY!!!!!! DADDY, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY CHEERIO BOX!!!!'

Mario: Jeffy, there's nothing wrong with your cheerio box.

Rosalina: I don't know Mario, it look kinda bloated to me...

Mario: (sigh), Well, that's because you smashed it, Jeffy.

Jeffy: Oh, I definitely smashed it.

Rosalina: Well, I guess we gonna have to buy you a new one, next time we go to the store.

Jeffy: NO! No, no, no, no, no! I don't want a new one, mommy! I want this one. This one is special to me.

Rosalina: Okay okay, Jeffy! Mario, how about you try to fix it?

Mario: Try to fix it?? It's all bloated and weird! How are I gonna fix it? I guess we have to try to push it back into shape... (He tries to push it back into normal self but fails and it's hard) Jeffy! What's in here?

Jeffy: Well, what was in here Daddy? Well, what's in there now?

Mario: I don't wanna know.

Jeffy: Daddy, you gotta call the doctor! If it dies, this is all your fault!

Mario: Well Jeffy, i'm not calling a doctor, it's already dead! It's a cheerio box!

(Jeffy cries)

Rosalina: Aww, Look what you did, Mario!

Mario: Look what I did?!? He's a--

(He screams)

Jeffy: YOU FIX MY CHEERIO BOX RIGHT NOW!!!

Mario: Okay, fine Jeffy, i'll call a doctor.

Jeffy: CALL THE DOCTOR RIGHT NOW, DAMN IT!!!!!

Scene 2: The Doctor is here!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Uggh, did somebody call the doctor? I've had kind of a rough day. Some homeless guy called saying that his cardboard box was sick. So if I have another box-related medical emergency, I'm gonna lose it!!

Mario: UUUuhhh, well, my son's cardboard rectangle is all bloated.

Brooklyn T. Guy: OOOohhh, cardboard rectangle, look at-- HEY!!! WAIT A MINUTE!! This is a box!! You tryed to pull a fast one without me?!?

Mario: Oh, look sir, look my son's really stupid, and he thinks there's something wrong with his cheerio box, so can you just look at it?

Brooklyn T. Guy: WHAT?!? What could be wrong with it? It's a Cheerio Box!

Mario: I know, sir, but can you just at least, like, check it out?

Brooklyn T. Guy: What? What? (feels the bloat) Wait a minute, what's this? It's hard as a rock right here...

Mario: Yeah, yeah, I know, I know, I don't understand either.

Brooklyn T. Guy: What, uggh, all right, let me go get something...

Brooklyn T. Guy: Sorry about that, I just have to grab my Trusty Doc Mcstuffins Stethoscope. Uhh, can you talk into this while I know it's working?

(Jeffy grunts)

Brooklyn T. Guy: All right!!! Now that I'm fucking deaf, let's see what we can hear... Uh-huh, just like I thought, not fuck. Uh, hold on, I'm getting something here... Uh, uhuh i hear 3 heartbeats... One, is the throbbing in my eardrums, and there is 2 heartbeats coming from inside the box.

Mario: Uh, how are there heartbeats coming from inside the box?

Brooklyn T. Guy: Well, uhh, I dunno how to say this, but, I think a cheerio box is pregnant.

Rosalina: How could a cheerio box be pregnant?!?

Jeffy: Oh, you know how mommy. Oh, hippo dick. With a sea cow motherfucker.

Mario: Jeffy,= shut up. So uhh, if this cheerio box is pregnant, what does it mean?

Brooklyn T. Guy: Well, uhh, it can go into labor any day now, so we can have a natural birth uh, OR i can give it a C Section so we can speed this whole thing up.

Rosallina: I think we should let the cheerio box decide...

Mario: Well, the box does have a C on it.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Yep! C Section it is!

Scene 3: The Hospital with Jeffy

Jeffy: It's okay, baby, I'm here for you.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Alright, i will now preform a C-Section on this Cheerio Box, with this box cutter right here.

Jeffy: Take care of him, Doctor.

Brooklyn T. Guy: I will! (stabs the bottom of the box and opens it) Ahh, alright, let's open her up! (open) OOOohhh, look at all that After-Birth! (eats the cheerios) does it taste really good! om.. mmm mmm mm m mm That was a well balanced breakfast. Alright, let's get all with this delivery. (checks inside and pulls it off!) What do we have here? Oh look! A beautiful baby boy!

Jeffy: (gasp), A Baby Boy? I'm gonna name him Pusshole. Because he came out of her pusshole.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Well, I'm gonna get something else in here... (pulls out too hard!!!) I think I feel it!! I THINK I SEE ONE!!! EEEEE oo!!! (out!!) Oh look! A baby girl!

Jeffy: (gasp), A Baby Girl? I'm gonna name that one Pusshole 2. Because she came out of her pusshole too.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Well, hold on here, I don't think we're done! There's another thing in there! Let's me get it! (checks inside) Yeah,, there's a 3rd one in there. I think i kinda see the head...

Jeffy: Push baby. Push.

Brooklyn T. Guy: (A cheerio kid is formed!) Okay, yeah, this one, this one looks a little more human.

Jeffy: I'm gonna name that one Jeffy Jr. Because he came out of her pusshole.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Well, here you go, sir! Now you're a proud father of 3.

Jeffy: I am a pretty proud Daddy.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Well, let's not let that lost after-birth go to waste... (eats up the cheerios from the box!)

Scene 4: Jeffy's new Kids

Mario: There is just no way that a cheerio box can be pregnant.

Rosallina: I think the doctor knows what he's talking about, Mario...

Jeffy: Hey Mommy! Hey Daddy! I have Pusshole 1, Pusshole 2, and Jeffy Jr.

Mario: WHAT?!?!?

Jeffy Jr: Uuuuhhhhhhhh.......

Mario: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING??!!??!?

Rosallina: Oh my gosh, Mario! We're Grandparents!

Mario: Nonono, it does not make sense! It doesn't make sense at all!

Rosallina: Mario, you should be happy we have grand kids.

Mario: Oh no! It doesn't make any sense! How come a cheerio box be pregnant? And there's no way THAT THING, came out of a cheerio box!

Jeffy Jr. (poops) Uuuhhhh!!!!!!

Jeffy: Uh oh, daddy. Looks like someone took a big shit in their diaper. And so did Jeffy Jr.

Mario: Jeffy, you're a father now, you can't be pooping their pants!

Jeffy: It slipped, Daddy.

Mario: Well, I'm not changing any of you.

Jeffy Jr: UUHH UUHH UH UH UUHH UUHH UH UH

Jeffy: SHUT THE FUCK UP, JEFFY JR!!!!!

Rosalina: Jeffy, I think Jeffy Jr is hungry...

Jeffy: Well, what the fuck do you want me to do about it?

Mario: Jeffy, feed him food. He's your kid, you have to go feed him.

Jeffy: Well, what the hell am I supposed to feed him?

Mario: Well what do you eat Jeffy?

Jeffy: Shit.

Mario: What? No! Jeffy, take him to the kitchen, and feed him something regular, like something in the pantry.

Jeffy: Alright, come on Jeffy Jr, let's go.

Mario: Jeffy, don't forget your other kids.

Scene 5: The kitchen table with Jeffy

Jeffy makes a great masterpiece.

Jeffy: Alright kids, make sure to eat all of that dinner, to grow big and strong just like your daddy.

Jeffy Jr. Uh, uhhh,,, uhhh, (throws the masterpiece)

Jeffy: Jeffy Jr, why would you do that!!!!! You're grounded!!!! You're coming with me!!!!!!

Jeffy Jr. uhhhhh uhuhuhuhuhuh

Bowser Junior: Chef Pee Pee! Can you make me a bowl of cereal? (Chef Pee Pee is missing!) Chef Pee Pee? Where's Chef Pee Pee at??

Junior: Chef Pee Pee? Chef Pee Pee! I want some cereal! (sees the cereal boxes two of them, (Jeffy's two kids))

Scene 6: The couch again!

Rosalina: Have you think Jeffy and his kid was going?

Jeffy: Jeffy Jr, get you ass on that couch. Now toot that ass up. Do you think I like doing that to you?

Mario: What! Jeffy, what are you doing?!

Jeffy: I'm beating that ass, Daddy. And Jeffy Jr has decided to be a fuck while he was eating dinner.

Rosalina: Jeffy, you're not supposed to beat your kids!

Jeffy: Well, my mommy beat me.

Mario: Well, Jeffy, you're supposed to be a better parent, better than your mom was to you. Look, okay, uh, if you're gonna punish them, why won't you tell them go to bed, like tell them to go to bed.

Jeffy: (To Jeffy Junior) '''Get you ass to you room!!! Now, FUCK!!!!!'''

Scene 7: The bed and Jeffy Jr is punished!

Jeffy: Alright Jeffy Jr, you lay in bed, and you go to sleep.

Jeffy Jr.: Uhhh uhhhhh

Jeffy: Oh, do you want a bedtime story?

Jeffy Jr.: Uh-huh!

Jeffy: Okay! I'm telling you a story about "Золотые волосы!" So, once upon a time, there was a girl called "Золотые волосы!" And she broke into this house that was owned by 3 bears. Well, she decided to eat all their food, and sleep in their bed, and they got mad, they killed her! The End!

Jeffy Jr: UUuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh.......

Jeffy: Did you poop again, Jeffy Jr?

Jeffy Jr. Uhhuh!

Jeffy: That's it. Come to the bathroom and we'll teach you how to go potty.

Scene 8: Jeffy's kids are dead!

Jeffy: Alright Jeffy Jr. You're gonna stay in that toilet, until you learn to use it.

(Jeffy Jr flushes down the toilet, and goes down the hole)

(Bowser Junior is enjoying eating cereal (Jeffy's two kids!))

Jeffy: Alright kids, have you done eating your-- (uh oh..) Junior, you motherfucker!!!!!!!! ''' What are you doing??????????????? '''

Junior: Um, eating cheerios... what's wrong?

Jeffy: 'Those are my kids!!!!!!!! You're gonna pay for this!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Junior: Uh, uh, what??

(doorbell)

Jeffy: Hello?

Brooklyn T. Guy: Hey, uhh, did you call the police? Uggh, it's been kind of a rough night. I had a call about a street about a guy whose box of  Froot Loops  got stolen, so, if this is another cereal-related crime, I'm gonna lose it!

Jeffy: There it is officer. He's eating my kids.

Brooklyn T. Guy: You ' MONSTER!!!!! '

Junior: What? I'm just eating cereal...

Brooklyn T. Guy: Oh, so you're a CEREAL KILLER!.! These were ''' HIS KIDS!! ''' I helped gave birth until early tonight!

Junior: What's going on?

Brooklyn T. Guy: Oh, you're coming with me, tubby!

Jeffy: Awww, my babies!

Jeffy: (cries)

Mario: Jeffy, what's wrong?

Jeffy: I'm a bad daddy.

Mario: What make you say that, Jeffy?

Jeffy: Because all of my kids are dead.

Mario and Rosalina: WHAT?!?

Mario: Jeffy, how did that happen?

Jeffy: Junior ate Pusshole 1 and 2.

Rosalina: Mario wouldn't know anything about that...

Mario: What happened to the other one?

Jeffy: Jeffy Jr. is missing, so I think he's dead.

Mario: Well Jeffy, how about you just take this a lesson that you're not supposed to have kids until you're older. Look, you were too young to have kids anyways. And also, how did you get that cheerio box pregnant inthe first place?.

Jeffy: Daddy, I do not think i was going to tell you this. Hold on one second...

Mario: Wait what...

Jeffy: (got the weed) See that daddy?

Mario: Uhh, Yes?

Jeffy: This is a сорняк.

Mario: Uhh, a сорняк??

Jeffy: (got the cat) And this, is a кошка.

THE END!!

SML Question: What would you do if you got a cereal box pregnant? Funniest comment wins a free video game!