SML Movie: The Pink Couch!

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(The video starts off with Chef Pee Pee making Bowser Junior’s Dinner)

Chef Pee Pee: Junior! Your mac and cheese is ready!

Bowser Junior: Oh, man, Chef Pee Pee, I love mac and cheese! Thank you so much! (kisses Chef Pee Pee)

Chef Pee Pee: Ew, Junior! Get off of me!

Bowser Junior: Thank you.

Chef Pee Pee: Wait, where do you think you’re going with that?

Bowser Junior: The couch.

Chef Pee Pee: No, Junior, you’re not supposed to eat in the couch!

Bowser Junior: Why not?

Chef Pee Pee: Because you’re gonna make a big mess with that cheese!

Bowser Junior: I’m not gonna make a mess with the cheese, Chef Pee Pee.

Chef Pee Pee: Look, if I see one drop of cheese on the couch, you’re gonna lick up everything! You got me?

Bowser Junior: Ok, fine. (grabs Doritos)

Chef Pee Pee: Wait, wait, where do you think you’re going with the Doritos?

Bowser Junior: I want Doritos too!

Chef Pee Pee: Look, now you’re being greedy, Junior! You’re gonna make a mess!

(Junior walks off)

Chef Pee Pee: Well you heard what I said!

(Junior is on the red couch where he makes a mess after eating.)

Bowser Junior: Oh man, I'm so full!

Chef Pee Pee: Hey Junior, do you think you can take out--(notice the mess) JUNIOR WHAT IS THIS MESS?! I TOLD YOU YOU WERE GONNA MAKE A MESS! WHY DID YOU MAKE A MESS?!

Bowser Junior: It's not that big a mess, Chef Pee Pee.

Chef Pee Pee: It's still a mess! All you had to do was eat your stupid food and you just had to make crumbs everywhere, Junior!

Bowser Junior: Well you know I'm a messy eater.

Chef Pee Pee: That's why you're not supposed to eat on the couch!

Bowser Junior: Well look at you. You're the one banging like a maniac, making a bigger mess! (Chef Pee Pee: You know what?) Go get a vacuum! Go get a vacuum!

Chef Pee Pee: NO, I'M NOT CLEANING THAT UP! YOU EAT UP EVERY SINGLE CRUMB! Lick it up right now, Junior!

Bowser Junior: If I lick it up, it's gonna taste like couch. It'd be couch flavored!

Chef Pee Pee: (stuttering; runs away) YOU KNOW WHAT, JUNIOR?! I'M TELLING YOUR DAD! I'M OVER YOU!

Bowser Junior: Yeah, tell my dad that you're not getting a vacuum, and cleaning it up! That's his job

(In Bowser's room, Bowser is watching tv)

Bowser: Oh man, I can't wait to watch Charleyyy and friends. It's my favorite show ever! (turns on the tv, and Charleyyy and friends begins)

Charleyyy and friends was filmed in front of a live audience.

(Charleyyy is at a pool table, using the pool stick as a horse)

Charleyyy: Oh, hi guys! I'm Charleyyy. (audience applause; Charleyyy is holding the pool stick between his legs) Hey, is this a pool stick, or am I happy to see you? (Laugh track plays) Look guys. I'm gonna show you my pool skills today. Look, I'm a pro at pool, and I can get all these balls in the hole in one shot! Ask your mother! (Charleyyy shoots the white ball, and quickly runs over to push all the balls into their holes) I did it!

(Laugh track plays)

Bowser: (laughing) Charleyyy, that's not how you do it! That's cheating!

(Chef Pee Pee comes in)

Chef Pee Pee: Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, come quick! Junior just made a mess on the couch!

Bowser: Well clean it up! Isn't that your job?!

Chef Pee Pee: No Bowser! Look--I want you to come in there and tell him not to do it again!

Bowser: (groaning) No. I don't want to. I'm watching Charleyyy and friends!

Chef Pee Pee: Wow Bowser! I can't believe you! You got soft!

Bowser: What?! Soft?!

Chef Pee Pee: Yeah, remember when you used to punish your child? Actually be a father?! Now look at you--PATHETIC!

Bowser Junior: Punish a child?! I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO PUNISH A CHILD! I AIN'T PATHETIC!

(Bowser goes to the red couch)

Bowser: Junior, did you make this mess?!

Bowser Junior: Well actually, Chef Pee Pee made it a lot worse 'cause he started head-banging and screaming like he was in a rock band!

Bowser: So do I look pathetic to you, Junior?!

Bowser Junior: Little bit.

Bowser: Do I look like I don't know how to punish a child anymore?!

Bowser Junior: Well you used to punish me a lot worse.

Bowser: Oh, really? I guess I really am losing it! You know what? Um, um, if you don't clean up this mess--uh, I'm gonna make you stand in the corner! Oh, all alone in the darkness! No friends! Whatcha gonna do then?

Bowser Junior: For how long?

Bowser: Um, ten minutes!

Bowser Junior: Wow dad, you can do better than that.

Bowser: Oh, really? Really?! Aight! Aight! If you don't clean up this mess right now, no more video games for a week! (laughs)

Bowser Junior: Only a week?

Bowser: Yeah, two weeks. Two weeks.

Bowser Junior: Come on, dad. There's not even any good games out right now.

Bowser: (groans with anger) Shut up, Junior! Oh, if you don't clean up this mess right now, I'm gonna take your toys, set them on fire, and set you up for adoption! I mean those two things don't correlate, but they're--still bad things!

Bowser Junior: Yeah. That's awful, dad! That's horrible!

Bowser: Yeah! Does that make me a bad person?

Bowser Junior: Really bad.

Bowser: (laughs evilly) Exactly. So clean this up! I want to see it spotless! I don't want to see a drop on the freaking couch! Ooh, I want it to be bright red. I want it to look brand new! Okay Junior?!

Bowser Junior: Oh okay, dad. I'll clean this up. It'll be brand new.

Bowser: No, I don't think you're gonna clean it up. So I'll be back in here in a couple of minutes to come spank you!

Bowser Junior: (begins panicking) Oh no! I gotta start cleaning!

(Junior rushes out of the room; In the next scene, Junior is cleaning the couch quickly)

Bowser Junior: Oh come on! Get all the stains out! All the stains out!

(Joseph walks in the room)

Joseph: Yo, what's up, dude!

Bowser Junior: Oh, hey Joseph. I'm trying to clean my couch. My dad said if there's a single stain on this couch, he's gonna ground me! So do you know how to get stains out of this couch?

Joseph: Oh yeah, dude! I think you just need bleach!

Bowser Junior: Bleach? What's that?

Joseph: Oh, it's some type of cleaning product that gets stains out.

Bowser Junior: Wait, so if I pour bleach on this, do you think the stain will come out?

Joseph: Oh yeah, dude! Go see if you have some in your kitchen.

Bowser Junior: Okay! Let me go see! (Junior leaves and comes back with a gallon of Clorox) Alright Joseph, I had some bleach!

Joseph: Alright dude. Get to pouring!

Bowser Junior: Okay, so I only pour it on the stain, right?

Joseph: No no no, dude. Pour it on the entire couch! You don't want it to look uneven!

Bowser Junior: Oh yeah, you don't want one part of the couch to look cleaner than the rest of the couch.

Joseph: Exactly.

Bowser Junior: Okay, we're gonna make this thing look brand new. Okay, so I just pour it everywhere?

Joseph: Yeah, yeah, get to pouring, dude!

(Junior dumps the whole gallon on the couch)

Joseph: (laughing) There we go! That's what I'm talkin' about!

Bowser Junior: Oh yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

(Junior is done pouring bleach all over the couch)

Bowser Junior: All right, Joseph. I just poured bleach over the whole couch!

Joseph: Alright, dude. Let it sit for five minutes and it will look brand new!

Bowser Junior: All right!

(Junior and Joseph walk away from the couch, and it later becomes a white/pinkish color)

Bowser Junior: (nervously) Uh, Joseph?

Joseph: (scared) Yeah dude?

Bowser Junior: (nervously) Why is the couch pink?

Joseph: Uh...ohh!

Bowser Junior: What?

Joseph: Oh dude, you're gonna laugh about this!

Bowser Junior: What?

Joseph: They use bleach to clean white clothes.

Bowser Junior: Oh, what's that mean?

Joseph: They use bleach to clean white clothes. They make clothes whiter!

Bowser Junior: Then why did we pour it on a red couch?!

Joseph: Look, I knew it was a cleaning product! I just didn't know what it was used to clean! Look, I knew they used it on toilets!

Bowser Junior: My couch is not a toilet!

Joseph: But--look, I didn't know you were gonna use it on your couch!

Bowser Junior: Yes, you did! You told me to use it on my couch!

Joseph: I JUST KNEW IT WAS GONNA CLEAN SOMETHIN', OK DUDE?!

Bowser Junior: Okay. (stuttering rapidly) Look, what do we do now? L-like wh-wh-when my dad sees this, he's gonna ground me! He wants it to be red!

Joseph: Dude, dude, your dad is so old! He probably has Alzheimer's, he probably thinks the couch is blue!

Bowser Junior: No, he knows this couch is red, and if this couch isn't red by the time he gets back, he's gonna burn all my toys and put me up for adoption!

Joseph: Dude, being a orphan is not that bad. Look at me!

Bowser Junior: Well I don't want to be poor! Okay, I'm gonna call a doctor.

Joseph: Wait, what's a doctor gonna do?

Bowser Junior: Well the couch looks sick, right? It's pale, right?

Joseph: Uh, I guess so.

Bowser Junior: And you call a doctor when you're pale and sick. So I'm gonna call a doctor.

Joseph: All right. Hopefully he can fix this.

(Brooklyn T. Guy comes in as a doctor in the next scene)

Brooklyn Guy: Hey there! You called a doctor? (notices the couch's new color) Oh, I like this nice new pink couch! It looks very clean! Anyway why did you call me?

Bowser Junior: Well doctor, my couch is pink!

Brooklyn Guy: Yeah, I know. I said I liked it. So what's up? Why'd you call?

Bowser Junior: My couch is pink.

Brooklyn Guy: Uh-huh. Yeah, and that's why I like it. 'Cause it's pink, it looks really nice. So what's up? Why'd you call me?

Bowser Junior: My couch is pink.

Brooklyn Guy: Yeah, I know. Did you just call me over here to brag about your new pink couch? I mean, that'd be pretty annoying if I invited you over to my house every time I got new furniture, and just rubbed in what color it was. You know, so why did you call me here?

Bowser Junior: Because my couch is pink.

Brooklyn Guy: Oh, I think I see what's going on. You have brain damage, and all you can say is that your couch is pink.

Bowser Junior: No, I can say other things. I'm calling you over 'cause my couch is pink.

Brooklyn Guy: Okay. I mean yeah, I can see that it's pink. I don't know what else you want from me.

Bowser Junior: Look, I want my couch to be red!

Brooklyn Guy: Well then, go get your red couch back.

Bowser Junior: Well no, this is the red couch.

Brooklyn Guy: No, this is a pink couch

Bowser Junior: No, this is my red couch

Brooklyn Guy: Oh okay, I think I see what's going on here is that you have color blindness, and this looks pink you you when it is actually red. Okay, I think I see what's going on.

Bowser Junior: No no no, this is my old red couch.

Brooklyn Guy: What? No, this is a new pink couch.

Bowser Junior: I want my red couch back!

Brooklyn Guy: Well then, just go get your old red couch. Where is it? It should be around here somewhere.

Bowser Junior: Oh no because this is the red couch.

Brooklyn Guy: What? No, it--what?!

Bowser Junior: No, I bought bleach and I poured it on this couch, and it made it pink.

Brooklyn Guy: OHH, this is the same couch!

Bowser Junior: It's the same couch.

Brooklyn Guy: Okay, I see. Well what did you need?

Bowser Junior: I need you to help me turn it red again.

Brooklyn Guy: Well I don't really know how to do that. It'd be easy to just buy a new red couch.

Bowser Junior: So there's no way to turn this couch back red?

Brooklyn Guy: No, I mean, you could try dye.

Bowser Junior: Oh, Joseph, he said I should die!

Joseph: Why would he say that?

Bowser Junior: Because if I die, my dad can't ground me.

Joseph: Oh! I get it.

Brooklyn Guy: No no no, not like that. You should try to dye the couch.

Bowser Junior: Oh, kill the couch. I should--We should kill the couch. If we kill the couch, the couch will bleed and the couch will turn red!

Brooklyn Guy: What? No! (Joseph: I'll get the knives.) No no no, that's not what I mean. I mean, dye with a Y.

Bowser Junior: Die with a why? Die with a reason! Why die!

Joseph: A cause?

Bowser Junior: Yeah, the reason I want to die is because my dad's gonna ground me. So I have a reason to die!

Brooklyn Guy: No, haven't you heard like, you dye something?

Bowser Junior: You "die" something? You kill something! We should kill my dad! If my dad's dead, he can't ground me!

Joseph: He's a doctor. Why's he suggesting this?

Brooklyn Guy: No no no, I'm not saying that! Haven't you ever heard of, you know dye? Don't you know what dye is?

Bowser Junior: Yeah, when you die, you never come back.

Brooklyn Guy: No, it's a different kind of die

Bowser Junior: Oh! Like you go to heaven or you go to hell! (BTG: No!) And we can say hell because the new Pixar movie said hell, and I guess that's kid friendly!

Brooklyn Guy: Oh my God, no! No, haven't you ever heard of, like hair dye?

Bowser Junior: Yeah, when you shave your head. You kill all your hair.

Brooklyn Guy: (getting more upset) No, oh my God! You're such an idiot! Okay. Okay.

Bowser Junior: I'm confused on why you're saying die!

Brooklyn Guy: No, I'm saying what you should do--is that in order to fix this couch, you should dye it!

Bowser Junior: (mishears it as "diet") I should lose weight?

Brooklyn Guy: (more angry and upset) No! Oh my God!

Joseph: He's confusing.

Bowser Junior: Yeah, so I should go on a diet, and my couch will go back to being red!

Joseph: Look, I thought your dad had alzheimer's!

Brooklyn Guy: No no no, ''d-y-e! Dye!''

Bowser Junior: He doesn't even know how to spell "die"! He must have lost a spelling bee when he was, like in middle school! And he's still crying about it! It's d-i-e! That's how you spell die!

Brooklyn Guy: Jesus Christ! No!

Bowser Junior: w