SML Movie: The Bet!

'''The Bet! 'is an SML Movie that was released on June 21st, 2017 on the SuperMarioLogan ''channel.

Description
Chef Pee Pee is entering The Best Chef Competition and he is up against Goodman. Mario needs to pay his house payment to Goodman, but does not have the money.

Transcript
Scene 1: The Kitchen

Chef pee pee: Mmm mmm mmm! I can tell this is gonna taste delicious when I’m done! Oh it smells so good! Oh I can’t wait for this best chef competition, I know I’m going to win this year, Yes! (laughter)

Mario: Hey Uh Chef pee pee, do you think you could make Jeffy something to eat?

Chef pee pee: Oh-oh not right now Mario. I’m-I’m practicing for the best chef competition you see? You see the flyer?

Mario: Well the-the best chef competition?

Chef pee pee: Yes this year, and I know I’m gonna win this year. I’m gonna be the best chef hehehehe.

Mario: Oh, what are you cooking?

Chef pee pee: Oh, it’s just ravioli.

Mario: Ravioli?

Chef pee pee: Oh well would you want some?

Mario: Uh, I mean uh not-not really. I don’t I don’t think so.

Chef pee pee: Well you hold on Mario let me get you a bowl.

Mario: Uh no I’m-I'm good.

Chef pee pee: Alright Mario, eat it while it’s hot.

Mario: Uh (starts to vomit)

Chef pee pee: You have a stomach hurt or something?

Mario: Uh no-no-no what is it supposed to be?

Chef pee pee: Oh-oh it’s ravioli. You know, chow it down it looks good right?

Mario: Is it supposed to be brown?

Chef pee pee: Uh yeah yeah ha ha

Mario: Uh oh (starts to vomit)

Chef pee pee: W-w- what’s wrong Mario? I mean did you eat so I can know if this is good for the um... competition.

Mario: Uh I-I mean you know I’m not really that hungry. (doorbell chimes) Um the-there's someone at the door Chef pee pee I-I gotta go answer it I’ll be back.

Chef pee pee: Alright I‘ma finish cooking.

Scene 2: The Doorside

Mario: Uhh, hello?

(Goodman shakes himself as a dog)

Mario: Uhh, c-c-can i help you??

Goodman: Uhh, see that?

Mario: That's a nice car.

Goodman: That is my Lamborghini is what it is. So, so tell me this, Mario. Why would I drive, my Lamborghini, all the way to your house, while wearing my Elephant Asshole Suit, in the pouring rain? Why would I do that?!?

Mario: I dunno..

Goodman: BECAUSE YOUR HOUSE PAYMENT IS DUE, MARIO!!

Mario: It's due?? I didn't know that was due yet!

Goodman: YEAH! IT WAS DUE 5 MINUTES AGO!! I was just sitting on my computer, looking at my Bank Statement, to see how rich as fuck I am, and ' TOODLE-OOO!!  A Notification pops up, and it says  Mario's trying to fuck you! ' So, I drive all the way to your house, to get your house payment, and I want my car washed!! So you're gonna pay me your house payment, and you're gonna pay to get my car washed.

Mario: Well, uhhh... I don't think I'm gonna be able to make my house payment this month.

Goodman: 'MARIO, YOU ARE SO FUCKED!! YOU ARE SO FUCKED, IF YOU THINK' YOU'RE GONNA SLIDE this one by me, Mario!

Mario: NONONOnonononono...

Goodman: You're gonna PAY ME your FUCKING house payment, and extra for the car wash.

Mario: Ohohohlook.

Goodman: You better find a way to pay me my money, Mario.

Mario: Uhh, I don't think I'm gonna pay this month, though.

Goodman: 'MARIO??!!??!? Ge- I'M TAKING YOUR FUCKING HOUSE!!!!!' I'M TAKING YOUR FU-- GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING HAT!!

Mario: What?!?

Goodman: I want your fucking hat right fucking now!

Mario: Oho h hhh look. We can work something out. uh, wait a minute... What if I told you, that there's a way I can make you rich?

Goodman: I already am rich, Mario.

Mario: What if there's a way, that you can double your money in a night?

Goodman: I'm listening.

Mario: Okay, okay, so this, "Best Chef Competition", right?

Goodman: Oh yeah, i know about that. I'm in it.

Mario: What?

Goodman: Yeah, uhh, I have a person in here too, named A Chef Pee Pee of something?

Mario: Yes! Chef Pee Pee! Yes! Chef Pee Pee lives here. He is entering the competition, and uhh, his cooking sucks really bad. So, if you just bet, all your money for yourself to win, you know, it's just a Guarantee Win! His cooking sucks, so he's not gonna win. So just instantly double your money.

Goodman: Hmmm, I'mma have to try his food. Because how am I gonna know, if he sucks that bad?

Mario: Uhh, uhh, just come here. Just try his food. I'm promise that he's not gonna win. So, you're gonna win no matter what.

Goodman: Alright.

Scene 3: The Kitchen

Chef Pee Pee: (stomach growling) Wait, why is it growling?

Mario: Uhh, hey Chef Pee Pee.

Chef Pee Pee: Uhh, yes Mario?

Mario: Can i try that crap- no i mean, Ravioli now??

Chef Pee Pee: Ha ha!! I knew you couldn't resist it!! I was getting to you all of your nose, wasn't i??

Mario: Uh yeah, all in my nose.

Chef Pee Pee: Mmm-hmm!! It's just irresistible. Here you go Mario.

Mario: Uhh, thank you Chef Pee Pee. Uhh, here it is.

Goodman: (smells it) Oh good god Mario! It smells like Asshole!!

Mario: I know, it's really bad, isn't it?

Goodman: I don't even have to try this shit to know that I'm gonna win!

Mario: Yeah.

Goodman: I'm gonna bet all my money, on me to win this competition.

Mario: Yeah, so you're gonna win no matter what.

Goodman: Mmm-hmm. This will count as your house payment Mario. And I'm so consistent that if I'm gonna win, I'm gonna bet my Elephant Asshole Suit. I'll give yourself a deal.

Mario: Alright. whew.

Goodman: I'm gonna go over there.

Mario: Okay. Oh god is smells so bad.

Scene 4: The Best Chef Competition!!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Welcome to the 35th Annual Best Chef Competition! Today, 2 chefs will compete to see who is the Best Chef, in the world!! And today's winner, is gonna go home with the Golden Spoon! So let's meet our contestants!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Alright, our first contestant today is Chef Pee Pee!

Chef Pee Pee: Oh my god, I'm so nervous. But I know I'm going to win. My cooking's great.

Brooklyn T. Guy: And our second contestant, is Chef Goodman!

Goodman: Alright, hey everyone. Thank you, thank you. Uhh, I already know that I'm going to win this competition, but can you give me a second?

Brooklyn T. Guy: Uhh, uh uh, okay? He'll be right back, I guess.

Scene 5: Loan Dolphin's Place

(Goodman brings the money to the Loan Dolphin)

Loan Dolphin: WOAH!.! That's a lotta dough!

Goodman: Yeah. I'd like to make a bet, with all my money.

Loan Dolphin: Well, what are ya bettin' on??

Goodman: I'm betting that I'm gonna win, The Best Chef Competition.

Loan Dolphin: Aaahh, it-it's a pretty risky that bad. The Best Chef Competition's are pretty unpredictable. Anything can happen.

Goodman: Oh, I know. But i know, I'm gonna win.

Loan Dolphin: Uh, okay, uhh, but if ya lose, you're gotta lose all your money!!

Goodman: Oh, I'm totally aware of that. But I gotta go. Bye.

Loan Dolphin: Hahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!....!!!!

Scene 6: The Best Chef Competition!!

Goodman: (panting) Alright. I'm here to go. Let's go.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Okay, so for today's dish, both of you will take 10 minutes to make Ravioli. Although, we're not going to show the 10 minutes, because apparently, that's filler. And whoever makes the best ravioli wins: "The Golden Spoon!"

Chef Pee Pee: Oh my god. I got to win that spoon!

Goodman: Wow, I gotta double my money.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Okay! On your marks, 3, 2, 1, COOK!!

Chef Pee Pee: (gets the Chef Boyardee Beef Ravioli in Tomato & Meat Sauce can) Okay, got the Chef Boyardee! All right, let's start mixing. Oh yeah, that looks good. (pours the Ravioli in the pan) That is what I'm talking about. he he he

Goodman: (pours the Simply Balanced pasta in the pan) Alright, it looks good. Now I gotta mix it.

Chef Pee Pee: Alright, what else can I add to this? Ooh ooh, lemme think. Ooh! OOH I got Pickles!! (pours the pickles in the pan) Oh yeah, gotta add the pickles, that looks good! Ha ha ha ha ha! hoho ohoh

Goodman: (pours the Simply Balanced red sauce in the pan) Alright, let's add a little bit of sauce, here and there. Alright, looks good.

Chef Pee Pee: (pours the Captain Crunch cereal in the pan) Ohhh, gotta add some cereal, Yeahh!! That really is good. Okay, FINISHING TOUCH! (smashes the cereal and everything from his pan) GOTTA CRUNCH IT UP!.!

Goodman: What the fuck are you doing?

Chef Pee Pee: Baby, you know what I'M doing, hahahahaha!!!

Chef Pee Pee: Okay, that looks good, that looks good.

Goodman: Oh, I just gotta put the finishing touches on it.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Okay everybody, time's up. Please leave your stations and I'll grade what you've done.

Scene 7: Judging time!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Okay, let's try Chef Goodman's Ravioli. Now i might look a little different than I did the last time you saw me, that's because I god jumped in the parking lot, trying to go out to my car to get my phone. I was just minding my own business, and ' WHAM!! ' Someone socked me right in the eye, and i didn't get my phone, because they took it, so I won't make any progress, but, Back to the ravioli. Okay, let's taste this, so uhh, looks pretty good. The eye that sill works, so lets just taste it. (eats the ravioli) Mmm-mmm, Uh-huh-. Mmmm yum, that's good. That is good, so uhh, I give it a 9/10.

Goodman: A 9/10, why?

Brooklyn T. Guy: That's because you used a little salt.

Goodman: SALT?!? SALT??!!??!? There's salt right HERE!!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Well, you shouldn't put it in, I'm sorry, so it's a 9/10.

Goodman: Uggh!!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Okay, Chef Pee Pee, get up here. Alright Chef Pee Pee, let's see what you got. (smells it) OH OH DEAR GOD!.!

Chef Pee Pee: And what is it?

Brooklyn T. Guy: Oh Good, that smells terrible!

Chef Pee Pee: It's just ravioli sir, it's my World's Famous Ravioli!

Brooklyn T. Guy: Is that Captain Crunch??

Chef Pee Pee: Well, yeah, it add's taste and texture.

Brooklyn T. Guy: Uh uhhm oh my god, it smells horrible, but uhh, let '' s do the taste. Alright here we go. (eats the ravioli)

(fork drop)

Brooklyn T. Guy: Uhh

Chef Pee Pee: Wait, what?

Brooklyn T. Guy: This is the greatest ravioli, I've ever tasted in my entire whole shift.

Chef Pee Pee: Wait, wait, really? Are you playing with me? Are you serious?? Come on!

Brooklyn T. Guy: I am serious! You win! 10/10! You Win The Golden Spoon!!'

Chef Pee Pee: I Actually Won?!?

Brooklyn T. Guy: I Gotta Have More Of That!!

Chef Pee Pee: OH MY GOD!! I WON THE GOLDEN SPOON!!!!! Thank you so much sir! I WON THE GOLDEN SPOOOONNN!!!!!!! ' I WON THE GOLDEN SPOOOONNN!!!!!!! '' I ACTUALLY WON!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY WON!!!'''

MR. GOODMAN: '''ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!! HE WON THE COMPETITION?! HIS FOOD SMELLS LIKE SHIT!!!'''

BROOKLYN T. GUY: It tastes amazing, though.

MR. GOODMAN: WELL, YOU MUST HAVE A FUCKING CONCUSSION FROM BEING HIT IN THE FUCKING FACE!!!

BROOKLYN T. GUY: He won fair and square, man.

MR. GOODMAN: I've lost all my money. I bet on me when I lost. I'm broke as fuck! I'M BROKE AS FUCK!!!

Scene 8: The Living Room

Chef pee pee: Mwah mwah mwah! ha ha ha ha oh I love it! Mwah mwah!

Mario: Uh hey, Chef Pee Pee, uh, how did the competition go?

Chef pee pee: Oh it went great Mario! I actually won!

Mario: Wait Wait wait wait wait what!?

Chef pee pee: Y-yes I won I won the competition!

Mario: Wait, you won the competition? Well where’s you’re golden spoon at!?

Chef pee pee: Oh-oh I sold it to get 10,000 dollars, cuz it was a solid gold spoon so I got 10,000.

Mario: W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w- wait if you won the competition, then that means, G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G Goodman lost all of his money. uh well well well what happened to Goodman!?

Chef pee pee: Oh-Oh he went ran off crying somewhere. I don’t know where he’s at.

Mario: Mario W-W-W-W-W.

Chef pee pee: Look I’m just gonna go find me another uhh, chef because I'm going on vacation.

(Doorbell) DING DONG

Mario: What who’s that? Oh no Oh no.

Scene 9: The Doorside

MARIO: Uh... hello? Uh, hey.

(Goodman shakes himself as a dog)

MR. GOODMAN: Hey!

MARIO: What happened?!

MR. GOODMAN: I fucking lost!

MARIO: I heard! I heard! How did you lose?

MR. GOODMAN: Well it apparently tasted great, Mario! it looked bad, smelled bad, but apparently tasted amazing!

MARIO: Well yeah. So what are you gonna do now, you've lost all your money!

MR. GOODMAN: I don't know, Mario. I'm broke as fuck!

MARIO: I know, I'm sorry.

'''[Mr. Goodman breaks down crying]'''

MARIO: No no no no no!

MR. GOODMAN: Broke as fuck!

MARIO: Don't-don't cry! Come inside, come inside!

Scene 10: The Living Room

MARIO: Just sit down, what are you gonna do for a job?

MR. GOODMAN: I don't know, Mario. I went for being a millionaire, making millions to wear these Goddamn Carrot pepper pants!

MARIO: Well I mean, well you still have that news anchor job, right?

MR. GOODMAN: No, Mario! I got fired from all my jobs, because they don't want a hobo working for 'em!

MARIO: Oh. Well, I mean, I don't know what to do, I feel very sorry for you.

MR. GOODMAN: Well Mario, it is kind of your fault! If you would just paid your damn house payment, I wouldn't be in this situation!

Mario: W-well, I-I mean we could find your job.

Chef Pee Pee: Uh uh, Mario, um I was wondering do you know a chef that could take over my position and cook for Bowser while I’m gone on vacation? I pay well.

Mario: Uh-Uh looks like I found you a job!

Goodman: Does it pay millions?

Mario: Do-do-do-do-do you pay millions?

Chef pee pee: No-no I-I pay 10 dollars an uh, a day.

Mario: Uh ten-ten-ten dollars a day how does that?

Goodman: Ten dollars a day!? I used to make ten dollars a second!

Mario: Well you gotta start somewhere.

Goodman: I guess you’re right Mario.

Mario: Uh alright he‘ll take the job.

Chef pee pee: WOO HOO I’m going on vacation!

(Goodman crying)

Scene 11: The Kitchen

(Goodman sighs)

Bowser: Well well well, you must be the new chef.

Goodman: Oh hi. My name’s Mr. Goodman, how are you?

Bowser: (chuckles) I don’t shake hands, okay? I’m just here to set the ground rules.

Goodman: Okay.

Bowser: You’re the new chef, so you’re gonna cook and clean for me. I might punch you sometimes but I’m just gonna do it okay? I’m about to hit your ass alright? It-it’s nothing hard just suck it up okay? Uh I’m going to ask you to do some weird stuff maybe sleep with me but nothing weird I just like it on my butt on occasions no homo. Um... and you’re gonna have to clean up after my son you know clean after him, cook for him, maybe wipe his butt you know? make sure he’s clean.

Goodman: Wait hold on hold on, I’m a chef so why would I be wiping that?

Bowser: No no no no no no you got it all wrong. You are a slave in this house okay? You’re a slave you’re just gonna do whatever I say so now do you wanna get paid or not?

Goodman: Well I do but I don’t feel that it’s workplace appropriate.

Bowser: Look look just say you do and shake your head okay? Just shake your head.

Goodman: Alright.

Bowser: Yeah yeah okay okay now watch out!

Goodman: For what?

Bowser: (hits Goodman) Arggh!

Goodman: Oof!

Scene 12: The Kitchen (Broke a cup)

Goodman: Well, I guess this job isn’t so bad, they haven’t asked me to do anything yet, but I did get punched in the face.

Junior: (groans)

Goodman: Oh hey little boy, you need something?

Junior: (breaks cup)

Goodman: WHY!? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?

Junior: I need more apple juice.

Goodman: WELL, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU ASK FOR IT, YOU COME UP TO ME AND SAY, ”EXCUSE ME SIR MAY I HAVE SOME MORE APPLE JUICE”? YOU DON’T THROW YOUR FUCKING CUP AT THE FUCKING WALL!

Junior: Excuse me sir, may I have more apple juice?

Goodman: NO!! YOU GET TO GO STAND IN THE FUCKING CORNER!!

Junior: Well, you’re not my dad! Screw off!!

Goodman: What!? (Growls in frustration)

Goodman: Stupid kid breaking cup.

Bowser: Well well well, you broke the cup on your first day huh newbie?

Goodman: Hold on Wait a minute this- this was your son your son just.

Bowser: I don’t wanna hear it! Look, there’s a situation in the bathroom, shit everywhere. I need you to clean it right now.

Goodman: No.

Bowser: Look-look-look-look slave, you’re gonna have to do what I say, okay? Do as I say! (grunts)

Scene 13: The Bathroom

SHREK: Oh, this is bad! This is really bad! This is bad! Oh oh! Glad you're here, New Chef Donkey! Oh, I'd like to apologize in advance, it's- it's an absolute disaster in there. Alright, I don't know what happened: My butthole had a mind of its own and I don't know what happened to the toilet seat I think my butthole may have swallowed it. But the good news is, New Chef Donkey, is that I got onto the scale afterwards and I lost like 50 pounds. So, good luck cleaning it up.

MR. GOODMAN: I'm a chef, I'm not supposed to be cleaning toilets- (gasps in absolute shock to see the huge mess) '''UH!!! OH!!! UH!!! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE!?!? Wh- IS THAT A SHIT BALL!?!? THAT'S A FUCKING SHIT!!! THAT- THAT'S A BIG ASS TURD!!! UH!!! HOW- HOW DID IT GET UP THERE!?!? WHERE THE FUCK WAS HE AIMING?!?! There- There's shit everywhere, I am not cleaning this! I am fucking- I am not cleaning this! OH!!! HE SHIT IN THE SINK!!! HOLY FUCK!!! I AM NOT CLEANING THIS!!!'''

Scene 14: The Kitchen

Goodman: (sighs)

Bowser: Hey slave!

Goodman: What what do you want?

Bowser: I need you to go to Walmart to get me some Cheetos!

Goodman: Cheetos?

Bowser: Yeah, can you do that?

Goodman: Alright.

Bowser: (hits Goodman again) Argh! Hahahaha

Goodman: Oh God!

Bowser: Made you look! Ehehehehe.

Goodman: (sighs)

Scene 15: Walmart

Goodman: Hmmm... where are these stupid Cheetos? ( looks at 1st shelf) no (looks at second shelf) no (looks at the floor and sees wet floor) (gasps) Oh, what is that? huh water on the floor? and no n- no wet floor sign? Huh, I’m about to get paid, ' cha-ching! ' Here I go.

(Goodman slips in the water on purpose just in order to get the money)

MR. GOODMAN: '''OWWW! UGH! MY BACK! MY NECK! MY BALLSACK! MY ASSHOLE! UGH! SOMEBODY BETTER LAWYER UP! UGH! I'M BOUT TO OWN THIS BITCH! UGH! I'M GONNA SUE!!!!!!!!!!'''

Scene 16: The Living Room

Bowser: Hey Mario! Have you seen my new chef? He was supposed to give me some Cheetos.

Mario: Uh no I haven’t seen him (doorbell chime) Wait.

Bowser: Wait, who’s that?

Mario: I don’t know I’ll get it.

Bowser: Oh okay.

Scene 17: The Doorside

Mario: Uh, hello?

Goodman: Oh hey Mario! I’m rich as fuck again you wanna know how?

Mario: Y-yeah how?

Goodman: Let me tell you Mario, So I was in Walmart, and I saw a puddle of water on the ground with no wet floor sign in sight. You know what I said? I said: “Cha-Ching! I’m about to get fucking paid!” And now I ran across that puddle so fast and I landed on my back Mario and I cried this is what I said, “Oh Oh my back hurts, my neck hurts, my asshole hurts, my balls hurt. Aaahhhh Aaaahhhh Ahhhh” and you know what? I sued the fuck out of Walmart and they settled out of court. Needless to say, I own Walmart now. See that fucking Lamborghini back there?

Mario: Y’yeah.

Goodman: Fucking mine brand new as fuck! Brand new as fuck! My old one, 2 miles Mario. You wanna know how many miles that has?

Mario: H-how?

Goodman: -4 Wanna how I have negative 4 miles on it?

Mario: How?

Goodman: I drove it backwards. Drove it backwards from Walmart to fucking here, fucking my Lambor fucking ghini back there.

Mario: Oh well well I’m happy you got all your money back and you’re rich again.

Goodman: Oh me too. You wanna know why I’m here?

Mario: To tell me you’re rich again?

Goodman: (shakes head meaning he’s saying no) Nope. I want my fucking money. You owe me fucking money for this fucking house!

Mario: Uh like I said, I don’t think I’m gonna be able to pay it, but what if I said you could double your money, with a bed?

Scene 18: Loan Dolphin's Place

Loan Dolphin: Yeah Bob it’s crazy, I beat up the judge In a cooking competition in a parking lot, I took his phone, and I told him I wouldn’t give unless he let Chef pee pee win, so I could get all Goodman’s money (snickers) so it’s basically rigged! Oh-oh I gotta go bye.

Goodman: Whew. I would like to make another bet please.

Loan Dolphin: Well how’d you get all your money back?

Goodman: Oh I sued Walmart when we settled out of court but that’s a different story.

Loan Dolphin: Oh.

Goodman: I’d like to make another bet, and I’m for sure gonna win this time.

Loan Dolphin: W-w-w-what are you betting on?

Goodman: Let me tell you, I bet that Logan will not get the SuperMarioLogan movie out before the end of June.

Loan Dolphin: W-what that-that’s not even a fair bet!

Goodman: I know.

Loan Dolphin: It’s a lose-lose situation for me.

Goodman: I know I’m guaranteed gonna win so, that’s the bet I like to make.

Epilogue: Logan

Oh, oh, oh, oh, don't listen to them guys, they don't know what they're talking about.

Anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed watching this video. It was really fun to make.

We never had a video about Goodman before, so.

It was kinda cool to make this video.

I hope you guys enjoyed it, if you didn't, then, oh well. There will be another video in a few days.

But I'll also tell you that the SuperMarioLogan Movie, uhh is still coming out hopefully soon, it's raining really bad here.

A tropical storm is kinda hitting near us. So the rain is kinda pushing us back a little bit, but we're still trying to get done, as soon as possible.

But I love every single one of you guys. We hit 2.4 million subscribers. Thank you so much, for all the subscribers, it's uhh, amazing.

I never thought I get this far on YouTube. This light is blinding me. Uhh, but I just, guy, I appreciate all of you fans who are patient every week.

And uhh, the fans that really appreciate what I do for you guys, I upload 2 videos a week.

And I tried to make the best comment that I can. And I will continue to make videos no matter what.

I love every single one of you. And you know I'm trying to give you guys more variety, and I hope that I did that with this video.

But umm, I love every single on of you guys. And I'll see you in the next video. Uhh, bye.

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If you could own any company in the world, what would it be and why?

Funniest comment wins a free video game!

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